Oh look, its one of those gifs that you can hear.

Just me, you and the stars.

You’re the only one.

Why a men who sleeps with many women is a winner and a women who sleeps with many men is a whore?

Well, just think about it if a key can open a tousand doors is the master key, but is a door is opened by many keys is a pice of shit..

I’ve got a head I can’t think with..
I have an eye I can’t see out of..
I have to hang around with two nuts all the time..
My closest neighbor is an asshole..
My best friend is a pussy..
And every time I get exited I throw up..

I hope some day we can live together.
By ourselves.

I’m a love machine and I won’t work for nobody but you!

Well lets see how it goes next year.. I hope it doesn’t get worst! :S

We judge people for judging people because judging people is wrong.